FEMINIST HALLOWEEN COSTUMES I'M DECIDING BETWEEN

  1. Ladies in stock photos. Characters include: Woman in business attire climbing "ladder"; woman at desk laughing with bowl of salad; woman in power suit with boxing gloves (cause apparently that's a thing we do?)
  2. Vocal fry. Something involving a frying pan and an open mouth.
  3. "Having it all." Best business attire, spitup down the front of it, look REALLY tired.
  4. Frozen eggs. Open to interpretation.
  5. The problem that has no name. Requires: 50s housewife attire; rx drugs.