FEMINIST HALLOWEEN COSTUMES I'M DECIDING BETWEEN
- •Ladies in stock photos. Characters include: Woman in business attire climbing "ladder"; woman at desk laughing with bowl of salad; woman in power suit with boxing gloves (cause apparently that's a thing we do?)
- •Vocal fry. Something involving a frying pan and an open mouth.
- •"Having it all." Best business attire, spitup down the front of it, look REALLY tired.
- •Frozen eggs. Open to interpretation.
- •The problem that has no name. Requires: 50s housewife attire; rx drugs.