REAL HEADLINES ONCE PUBLISHED IN THE NEW YORK TIMES

Women's lib, y'all
  1. "Culottes Are Wonderfully Practical, Women Who Bought Them Decide" (1960)
  2. "At Manless Dinner, Women Speak of the Achievements of Their Sex" (1916)
  3. "Working Women Still Seek Man-Sized Wages" (1980)
  4. "Lower the Hemline? Never! Say the Girls" (1969)
  5. "Women, Angry, May Gain" (1984)
  6. "90 Newly Trained Airline Stewardesses Warned to Beware of Cupid on the Wing" (1946)
  7. "Secretaries: A Little Irked But Generally Happy "(1974)