1. "Is squash too controversial for Thanksgiving dinner?"
  2. "My moisturizing gloves make it hard to type on my iPhone"
  3. "Mermaids are basically ocean centaurs"
  4. "Do Mulder and Scully kiss in the third season?"
  5. "The movie Battleship is not that bad!"
  6. "Would you still love me if I started wearing a winter cape?"
  7. "Ahhhh!"
    That time I was using nasal spray and sprayed it in my eye