Allow Me to Listroduce™ Myself

  1. I lived for a short time in a converted bread truck.
    I was very happy there.
  2. I am 37 and have a 2 1/2 year old step grandson.
    I am very excited to be ahead of the game because lots of friends are still having babies.
  3. I am a workaholic perfectionist.
    In recovery...?
  4. I have a splotch of brown in one of my blue eyes.
    Too lazy to take/upload a pic.
  5. My favorite thing in the world is my 1979 short bed Chevy.
    Four wheel drive, baby.
  6. I'm a cross between a hippie and a redneck.
    I go to dirt bike races but I recycle water bottles. Like that.
  7. I love making lists and sometimes I write things I've already done just so I can cross them out.
  8. My dog only has three legs.
  9. I've embarrassed myself in front of some really famous poets.
    As famous as you can get in the poetry world.
  10. I don't know how to pluck my eyebrows so I always have to go get them waxed.
  11. I don't do Pintrest or Instagram, and Facebook only when I want to crowdsource a random question.
    "Am I the only one who constantly questions the direction my life is going?"
  12. I'm an introvert and was bullied from 4th-8th grade.
    Sometimes I think this has a lot to do with how I see the world now. For example, afraid I will be annoying people with the length of this list.