Reasons I Don't Have Kids

Feel free to go ahead and have your own though.
  1. I like to read.
    End of list.
  2. I like to sleep through the night.
  3. I can't strike a balance between loving concern and fear.
  4. I would be too strict.
  5. I like to go where I want, when I want to.
    Without carrying diaper bags or pushing strollers.
  6. I am honestly unconvinced of the payoff.
  7. I like quiet and solitude.
  8. I like to be able to cuss, have a drink, and/or watch an R-rated movie.
    Also whenever I want.
  9. I would be afraid that if my kid turned out to be addicted or a criminal, I would blame myself.