Help Wanted: Seeking Someone to Peel My Mandarine Cuties 🍊

Because who has time for this? Not me. Must be proficient in:
  1. Peeling 3 Cuties in 30 seconds
  2. Removing the entire peel
  3. Removing all seeds
  4. Removing the gross white veins
  5. Keeping juice loss at a minimum while peeling to preserve the flavor
  6. Cleaning up after the job is complete
  7. A college degree and 2 years of experience in the 🍊 peeling business are recommended
  8. An interest in citrus fruits appreciated