Stupid Things I Get Excited About but Shouldn't

  1. My car isn't making that weird noise today.
  2. Past me already exercised today.
  3. A random cat.
  4. This shirt smells clean.
  5. OMG a book.
  6. My shoe didn't fall apart today.
  7. MY KITCHEN RULES IS ON TONIGHT.
    Well... Not tonight.
  8. My cousin hasn't posted about her baby in two days.
  9. The box did not fall in me.
  10. Different server.
    No one will know I was here two days in a row MUHUHAHAHAHA
  11. No line in the drive-thru. YES.