AMERICAN THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND

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  1. 9/8c is not a time!!!!
    "9/8" is the kinda answer I give my parents when they're like, "what time are you gonna be back?" It's no way to advertise a show! Everyone knows - my parents included - that when I say 9/8, what I actually mean is WHATEVER TIME I LIKE! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!
  2. THERE ARE SO MANY TIMEZONES IN ONE COUNTRY HOW DO YOU LIVE
  3. The phrase "I could care less"
    Surely this should be "I couldn't care less"? Did you mean to imply that you actually kinda do care a little bit?
  4. Filibusters
    They seem inefficient. But Phil and Buster would be adorable names for cats.
  5. American football
    They always seem to be carrying the ball. Surely it should be called American carryball?