WEIRD THINGS I'VE SAID TO BUS DRIVERS

(I'm never mean to them. If they suck, I just angry-text my friends about it.)
  1. "You've got wings, baby."
  2. "Not all superheroes wear capes."
  3. "Please don't crash. I have plans."
  4. "Cool moustache. Where'd you get it?"
  5. "Thanks for the memz!"
  6. "Bye, Dad!"