3yo witticisms

Juliet turned 3 last week, and she's on a roll this week!
  1. {Classical music playing} "I like dis 'laxing music! It makes me very 'laxed."
  2. {Sneezing violently while reading a book, then singing to the tune of "On top of Old Smoky".} "On top of dis boo-ook, all covered wif sneeze."
    😂😳😷😂
  3. "One glass of water for you Mom! It's coming up."
    She's obsessed with bringing me water now that she's realized she can reach the fridge water dispenser.
  4. {Walking into the dining room, randomly getting panicked expression on face} "DAD! YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF HAIR!!"
    😂😉 True story.