Juliet turned 3 last week, and she's on a roll this week!
  1. {Classical music playing} "I like dis 'laxing music! It makes me very 'laxed."
  2. {Sneezing violently while reading a book, then singing to the tune of "On top of Old Smoky".} "On top of dis boo-ook, all covered wif sneeze."
  3. "One glass of water for you Mom! It's coming up."
    She's obsessed with bringing me water now that she's realized she can reach the fridge water dispenser.
  4. {Walking into the dining room, randomly getting panicked expression on face} "DAD! YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF HAIR!!"
    😂😉 True story.