IT'S 1:14 AM AND I'M SO GROUCHY (A TODDLER-RAGE INSPIRED LIST)

  1. Juliet *insisted* she didn't want socks on at bedtime.
  2. I gave in to the drama, in the interest of getting her to sleep.
  3. She zonked out around 8:45.
  4. I tiptoed in, and slipped socks on her feet a half hour later.
  5. She woke 15 min after that, raging about the socks. 😡
  6. So I caved.
  7. Because I just wanted her to go back to sleep.
  8. Oh, and guess who woke up crying at 12:50am, bc "My bwanket moved. My feets is cold."
  9. But will she let me put socks on her?
  10. No.
  11. Nope. She's just been crying for 20 min as I try to fix the blanket, that her blanket is "bovvering her".
  12. And that when she rolls over, the blanket won't stay on her feet.
  13. 😡😡😡
  14. I might just go back to bed with ear plugs in...
  15. Toddlers.
  16. Toddlers are the WORST.