- •Juliet: I didn't wear my hair in pink tails. 🔸 Eleanor: They're called PIG tails, not pink tails. 🔸 Juliet: I say pink tails. 🔸 Eleanor: What-EVER. 🙄
- •Mom, when my eyes are closed, I can't see my eyes! It's because I don't have 3 eyes. Only monsters have 3 eyes.
- •Juliet: Mom can I tell you a question? 🔸 E: you mean ASK her a question. 🔸 Me: Sure, what's your question? 🔸 Juliet: Hamburger mud!! Hahaha!!! 🔸 Me: Uh, haha. You're so funny, Juliet. 🔸 E: That is not a question. It's a statement. And it's not funny.
- •Standing on the scale, "Mom? Is dis a foot temperasitter?" (Temperature) 🔸 "No, it shows how much you weigh. See, the red part goes farther when I stand on it, because I'm heavier." 🔸 "Whoa, look mom! I'm almost 40-ZERO points!!"
- •Dat boy is just angry because de other boys are frowing away dere shots. I'm not frowing away my shot! Dat will make him happy!The Hamilton indoctrination is working!!