Julietisms of the week.
  1. (Confidingly) "Mom? Did you know food and drinks makes us poop and pee??"
  2. "MOM. Eleanor is making me be the servant AGAIN. I want to be the princess dis time."
  3. "Let me get my steffascope. Ok, your heartbeep sounds pretty good. Uh oh. You have a high tempersetter. You have to get 4 shots now."
  4. (As we each write what we're thankful for on a leaf to add to our family thankful tree) Me: "What do you want me to write for you, Juliet?" Ju: "Ummmmm. I'm sankful for NOT dad." All of us: busting up.