TED TALKS MY TWO-YEAR-OLD IS QUALIFIED TO GIVE

Inspired by @jeremyblachman
  1. How to Stiffen Your Body into an Unbuckle-able Board Whenever Your Parents Approach the Car
  2. Perseverance: How to Insist on What You Want, Even if the Grown-Ups Say It Can't Be Done
  3. How Not to Dress Yourself
  4. Eating Precisely 1/8 of Any Food You Request, and Then Crying For Something Else
  5. Tips on "Sounding Like Chewbacca" (By Gargling Your Drinks At Every Meal)
  6. Pee on the Potty in 23 Minutes or More
  7. Drive Your Parents Crazy in Six Seconds Flat
  8. Making Messes: How Best to Spread Sticky Substances Quickly Across a Room