Thanksgiving, Big Family Style

  1. I hiiiiighly recommend that you drop your kids at your sister's house on Wed eve, and get a hotel room with your honey. You will wake up rested & ready for 7.5 hours with your 23 closest family members, plus 3 random people from your parents' church.
  2. Clearly everyone else in my parents' cul-de-sac has big families too. 7 houses, 27 cars.
  3. Grandpas are silly.
  4. So are grandmas.
  5. When you misplace your phone for 4 hours you might get a little worried it got thrown away or something. But then you find it, and take some selfies with the siblings nearest you.