THE STRANGE LITTLE COLLECTION IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER

Around 15 years ago, when it came time to move my great-grandma from her apartment to an assisted living facility, we discovered hundreds of soap boxes stacked neatly in her front closet. She was saving them "because they might be useful someday". Just now, staring into my underwear drawer, I got a little nervous that I've inherited this trait.
  1. Exhibit A
  2. Exhibit B
  3. Exhibit C
  4. Exhibit D
  5. Exhibits E & F
  6. Exhibit G
  7. GUYS. It's also been 15 years since I owned a film camera!!!
  8. How many times have I moved that little canister from house to house with me?
  9. And clearly, I'm subconsciously embarrassed about my weird need to squirrel away small, empty containers... Because I'm hiding them under my underwear. 😝