THE WORST CHRISTMAS SONGS EVER

  1. The Christmas Shoes
    I'm pretty sure EVERYONE hates this one. There must be a criminal conspiracy to get it on the radio to drive people crazy or something.
  2. Mary, Did You Know?
    Yes. Yes she did.
  3. Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart
    And the very next day you wrote this terrible song.
  4. The Twelve (fill in the blanks) of Christmas
    I'm looking at you Polish foods and desert animals. 12 days is bad enough. We don't need spin offs.
  5. These Are a Few of My Favorite Things
    I love this song. But it's NOT a Christmas song. Julie Andrews didn't put it on her Christmas album!
  6. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
    Reason for inclusion is self-evident, no?
  7. Brick, Ben Folds Five
    Actually a great song! But I put it on a Christmas mix for my mom once because it DOES take place at Christmastime, and she said the subject matter was a touch dreary.
    Suggested by   @woodshedcoffee
  8. Grown-Up Christmas List
    Valerie is right! How could I have forgotten this one?‽!! 😣
  9. Baby, It's Cold Outside
    Hard to put on this list, since it's sooooo catchy and fun to sing! And true, it's not actually about Christmas, but it is a winter song. About being pressured to have sex (and that's a generous reading of the lyrics).
    Suggested by   @woodshedcoffee
  10. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
    Theresa is right! This one is awfully annoying.