Things I Spend Most of My Day Thinking About

  1. Tattoos.
    My own tattoos, other peoples tattoos, tattoo artists, good tattoos, bad tattoos, tattoo styles, where to get my next tattoo, how to save money to pay for my next tattoo, if it is reasonable to plan an international trip for tattoos.
  2. Dogs.
    I want to pet every dog I see. I would also like to know their names.
  3. Naps.
    When and where I can take my next one.
  4. What and where to eat.
    Pizza? Tacos? Taco pizza? Pizza taco?
  5. Emoji Abuse
    Where is the line between acceptable and excessive usage? 💐🦁🌈🔮🌸🍰😻🐶🌀🦄🙃☕️🌮