Arthur questions which keep me up at night

  1. If Pal was born in America, in Arthur's living room, how does he have a British accent?
  2. If the characters are animals, how come they have their own pets? Like, Binky's a dog, yet he's much larger than Pal. Pets are like slavery in this world.
  3. How come those fourth graders are so much taller than the third graders?
  4. Was Rattles responsible for my sexual awakening?
    He was tough on the outside, but soft and sensitive on the inside, like Binky. And his voice was pretty hot for a fourth grader. But was he really sensual enough to be the culprit?