Arthur questions which keep me up at night
- •If Pal was born in America, in Arthur's living room, how does he have a British accent?
- •If the characters are animals, how come they have their own pets? Like, Binky's a dog, yet he's much larger than Pal. Pets are like slavery in this world.
- •How come those fourth graders are so much taller than the third graders?
- •Was Rattles responsible for my sexual awakening?He was tough on the outside, but soft and sensitive on the inside, like Binky. And his voice was pretty hot for a fourth grader. But was he really sensual enough to be the culprit?