1. Inspiring: This Woman Doesn't See Race In Relationships, Cares Solely About Looks
  2. Eye-opening: To Understand Life As A Black Man This White Man Wore Blackface For A Day
    "My coworkers called me 'horrible' and 'disgusting' just for being a black man in America," this distressed hero claims. "I was utterly appalled."
  3. Science Win: These Women Were Photoshopped to Fit Beauty Standards and Were Amazed By Their Plastic Surgery Options
  4. Heartwarming: This Zombie Ate Her Husband On their Fifth Anniversary
    What a romantic gesture! Take notes, ladies.
  5. Inspiring: Kind Bullies Torment This Young Girl For Her Weight and Not For Her Second Toe Which is Longer than Her Big Toe, Which She is Very Sensitive About
  6. 5 Tips for Kidnapping Victims
    [Nothing funny here, just wondered what their tips would be.]
  7. Inspiring: This Strong Meninist Doesn't Have a Girlfriend Because He's Independent, Doesn't Need Women
    "Many people believe that women avoid me. However, in all reality, I've sworn off women, because I already have everything any girlfriend would ordinarily provide. I live with my parents, who care for me and ask me about my day, and I masturbate, so I'm basically covered."
  8. Outrageous: This Upper Class Snob Refuses to Befriend Homeless Drug Dealers