People who should run for president in 2020
- •Kanye WestIt'll just be funny to watch him try. It's like harmless entertainment: he says the stupidest things and he'll never actually be president... Oh, wait, never mind. No, please, no. Please stick to music and fashion.
- •Elizabeth WarrenI can't be waiting forever for my badass female President. I'm not saying I would vote for anyone just because she's a female: I'm saying Warren is extremely passionate in her awesome beliefs and, yeah, not going to lie, a woman President would be awesome. I don't want our first one to be, like, six now, I want her to at least already be in Congress at this point.
- •Cory BookerCory, Cory, Cory in the House! It's a party every week, baby. Cory, Cory, Cory, check it out. Senator Cory Booker is the shit. I love that dude.
- •Michelle ObamaOkay, they're probably sick of the White House, but there's no harm in trying to get her in. She is a total boss bitch with arms of beautiful, graceful steel. And President Obama himself has stated that Michelle is always right. Dunt we want someone who is always right to be our President?
- •Lin-Manuel MirandaI am only half joking about this one. His first executive order should be to get everybody free tickets to Hamilton.