1. When I woke up and saw that he didn't text me back when I texted him last night
  2. When I was getting dressed and tried to look cute
  3. When he sent me an article about the rapper Birdman
  4. When I read an article about most-searched porn terms among women
  5. When I went to West Elm to buy a bath mat
  6. When I decided not to order seamless
  7. When I felt fat after I made and ate a quesadilla
  8. When he didn't text me back for 3 hours