REASONS I HAVE APOLOGIZED TO MY CAT TODAY

  1. For not letting him sleep on my pillow.
  2. I needed to use my hands for things besides petting him.
  3. He did not seem to like my music. (Halsey)
  4. I needed to get clothes from my closet, where he was sleeping, and woke him up.
  5. My husband wouldn't sing him a song.
  6. I do not understand the Language of Meow.