Conversation my students had in front of me today

  1. Student #1: "She can't be older than 31."
  2. Student #2: "No. She's 26."
  3. Me: "Are you talking about me? You guys know I can hear you, right?"
  4. ...(awkward silence)...
  5. Me: "I'm 36."
  6. Student #3: "...but you don't even have any wrinkles."