Things I Forget

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    Pre-heat the oven
    Every. Damn. Time.
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    People's names...just as I'm about to introduce them.
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    Move my car on street cleaning days
    My unborn children's college fund goes directly to parking tickets and the city of LA is like πŸ’ΈπŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’Έ
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    Bring reusable bags to the grocery store
    I put them by the door. Then walk past them.
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    My age.
    Honestly, I have to think really hard about this like twice a year.
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    Eat lunch
    Kidding. That never happens.