Things I've Complained About Today (so Far)
- •It's been 2 days since I last washed my hair and it still looks good.I don't trust it. What's going on?
- •My husband told Siri I want her to call me "You Dumb Slut" and she's busted out with it twice today.Keep meaning to fix, but it makes me smile.
- •Tubbs keeps eating all the food.
- •The turmeric in my smoothie was overpowering.
- •My dog wants to spend too much time with me.On me.
- •The neighbor's wind chime is simultaneously soothing and irritating.