2015: A Year of Selfies in Review

  1. January
    Road trip with my dog to start the year off right.
  2. February
    This is the only selfie I took in the month of February! I look like a very sad child detective!
  3. March
    That time I dressed as an eccentric aging artist who lives in a hip industrial loft downtown and has a much younger lover.
  4. April
    My Vegas hotel room bad Guy Fieri mirror decals so...
  5. May
    The birthday bitch wears the hat.
  6. June
    That time I went to a MadonnaRama Gay Dance Party and was maybe mistaken for a drag queen.
  7. July
    Happy birthday to the U. S. of mothefucking A.
  8. August
    When you're drinking a Bloody Mary in Palm Springs in a floppy hat, you are legally required to take a selfie.
  9. September
    The Wednesday when I accidentally dressed as Wednesday.
  10. October
    My dog turned 10! I am so fucking old.
  11. November
    This is the only selfie I took in November. I honestly don't know what to say.
  12. December
    Am I Christmas yet?