I'm accepting accessories as clothes. So sue me.
  1. No, he doesn't think this sweatshirt makes him look "dope".
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  2. He does not appreciate being disguised as an old woman to sneak into a pet free apartment building.
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  3. He does not enjoy impersonating an officer of the law.
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  4. He thinks these pants make his head look fat.
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  5. The humor in wearing a "Da Hos" shirt to a "My Super Sweet 16" themed party is lost on him.
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  6. Pink is not his color.
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  7. He is morally opposed to wearing a hat made out of alpaca fur.
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  8. He knows he looks cool but he's still not happy about it.
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