My Biggest Fears Ranked

  1. 1.
    People breaking into my apartment and murdering me
    Far and away my biggest fear. I seriously get up in the middl of the night at least once a week and re-check the locks. Pretty sure The Strangers is a documentary about my murder.
  2. 2.
    People sneaking up behind me
  3. 3.
    Telling a story to a large group of people and no one laughs
  4. 4.
    Claustrophobia, specifically of having too many people in an enclosed space
  5. 5.
    Being mugged while I'm walking my dog
  6. 6.
    Having to make small talk while I'm walking my dog
  7. 7.
    Spiders hatching out of my face
  8. 8.
    That all my friends and co-workers secretly hate me
  9. 9.
    That I'll wake up as a giant cockroach
  10. 10.
    That inanimate objects will come to life and try to kill me