Reasons That "Modern Family" Is Secretly a Sequel to "Married With Children"
Some call it a conspiracy theory... I call it a conspiracy fact
- •There are married people and children in both!
- •Age Kelly Bundy by 20 years and give her a facelift and you get... Claire Dunphy.
- •Haley Dunphy is basically a current day Kelly Bundy because like mother/like daughter.
- •Bud Bundy was so girl-crazy that it almost felt a little fake. Methinks he doth protest too much. Which is why I like to imagine that after some serious self exploration he finally came to accept himself and become... Mitchell Pritchett.
- •Al Bundy was a shoe salesman. Jay Pritchett sells closets. Shoes go in closets. Enough said.
- •We're told that Shelley Long is Claire and Mitchell's mother but then we never see her again... Perhaps because their real mother is Katey Sagal, who abandoned them to join a motorcycle gang.