Things I Did Buy at Target Today

  1. A pair of gray Tom's knock offs.
    I almost bought real Tom's but it turns out I'm not really an adult person after all and am too afraid of commitment to spend more than $20 on a pair of shoes.
  2. A pink matching pajama set with black trim.
    At first glance this would seem like something an adult would buy but the bottoms are short shorts so...
  3. A pair of those hip gray sweatpants everyone has that you can wear as real pants.
    I tried them on once I got home and they fit like the maker expected me to have a butt in the front of my body. Did I find them in the maternity section? No human is built like that! Unfortunately I already took the tags off.
  4. Strawberries
    Never by strawberries at Target.
  5. A bag of those delicious clementine oranges.
    Definitely DO buy those anywhere and everywhere.
  6. This yellow purse:
    It already has a stain.