Things to Do While Waiting in Line at an Amusement Park

  1. Play Fuck/Marry/Kill with strangers in line
  2. Follow through and fuck, marry and/or kill those strangers
  3. Do a crossword puzzle
  4. Point and laugh at insecure teenagers until they leave line crying
    Plus then the line will be shorter...
  5. Discuss the most disgusting thing you'd eat to stay alive in case this line lasts more than two days
  6. Try to start a flash mob
  7. Fail at starting a flash mob
  8. Make a list of things to do while waiting in line at an amusement park