Tips for Okcupid Pick Up Lines
- •It's best to kind of insult a woman and then only partially commit to liking her.
- •If you're going to make a joke, it should be a joke that stopped being funny ten years ago.
- •Sometimes you only like a girl for the potential photo ops she provides. I can respect that.
- •The best of both worlds. It's good to call a girl a bitch right off the bat to get it out of the way.
- •If at first someone doesn't respond, just keep saying random things.
- •Women barely know how to read so it's best to stick to one word questions. Preferable choose something women's small brains can appreciate like unicorns, rainbows and kittens.
- •Yes! All women want a personal assistant. Can I tell him to clean my apartment?
- •It's always smart to be direct and ask for what you want.
- •I love when someone capitalizes cities like a serial murderer and asks completely random questions. Of course I'll be your pet, a not at all terrifying request. Plus, who could say no to that mask?