1. It's best to kind of insult a woman and then only partially commit to liking her.
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  2. If you're going to make a joke, it should be a joke that stopped being funny ten years ago.
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  3. Sometimes you only like a girl for the potential photo ops she provides. I can respect that.
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  4. The best of both worlds. It's good to call a girl a bitch right off the bat to get it out of the way.
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  5. If at first someone doesn't respond, just keep saying random things.
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  6. Women barely know how to read so it's best to stick to one word questions. Preferable choose something women's small brains can appreciate like unicorns, rainbows and kittens.
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  7. Yes! All women want a personal assistant. Can I tell him to clean my apartment?
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  8. It's always smart to be direct and ask for what you want.
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  9. I love when someone capitalizes cities like a serial murderer and asks completely random questions. Of course I'll be your pet, a not at all terrifying request. Plus, who could say no to that mask?
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