Tips for Okcupid Pick Up Lines

  1. It's best to kind of insult a woman and then only partially commit to liking her.
  2. If you're going to make a joke, it should be a joke that stopped being funny ten years ago.
  3. Sometimes you only like a girl for the potential photo ops she provides. I can respect that.
  4. The best of both worlds. It's good to call a girl a bitch right off the bat to get it out of the way.
  5. If at first someone doesn't respond, just keep saying random things.
  6. Women barely know how to read so it's best to stick to one word questions. Preferable choose something women's small brains can appreciate like unicorns, rainbows and kittens.
  7. Yes! All women want a personal assistant. Can I tell him to clean my apartment?
  8. It's always smart to be direct and ask for what you want.
  9. I love when someone capitalizes cities like a serial murderer and asks completely random questions. Of course I'll be your pet, a not at all terrifying request. Plus, who could say no to that mask?