EMBARRASING SELFIES

  1. Chris (my husband) took this, but I think it still counts as a selfie. He wrapped my head in a shirt and thought I looked hilarious.
  2. Pretending to be afraid of "scary" things at pumpkin patch.
  3. I got this hot pink lipstick in a birchbox and decided to try it out. This is what happened. It's never been worn again.
  4. Here I am taking a selfie in a Target dressing room, which I sent to Chris and asked something like, "Should I get this?!" ... I got it, obviously.
  5. This may be the best of all! I was leaving the dentist's office after getting a cavity filled, so my mouth was numb and my lips were all crooked. Had to document it.