Because it's Monday.
  1. 1.
    It's getting to the point where I absolutely must wash my hair. Also, I should shave.
  2. 2.
    I will likely need multiple cups of coffee to remain productive today. Right now, I'm drinking out of a mug that says "naughty" on one side and "nice" on the other. It may be a Christmas mug.
  3. 3.
    Crap. I really should have done laundry this weekend. What am I going to wear today? I work from home, so does it even matter?
  4. 4.
    I'm probably going to listen to @bjnovak's interview on Tim Ferriss' podcast again today.
  5. 5.
    There's no wine in the house! I should fix that soon.