Things I never want to hear about again

  1. Donald Trump
    Obviously
  2. All MLM schemes
    Please go away and stop trying to fool people
  3. Beachbody, Shakeology, etc
    Just no, please stop asking me
  4. Chem trail conspiracies
    Because science
  5. Yulin festival
    Evil assholes
  6. Waist trainers
    Yeah ok sure that's how you keep your wai$t $o $kinny
  7. Crossfit
    Super happy you love it but I don't need daily updates—we get it, you do Crossfit