CASABLANCA: THE MODERN REMAKE

Musing with @DawnCloud during the TLA lonely hours .. fueled by my afternoon of classics and my asking her what Tidal is/was?!
  1. Jay-Z as Rick, Rihanna as Ilsa and Kanye as Laszlo ...and starring John Legend as Sam
    This remake which @DawnCloud is co-producing is very street, very much like those early 00's dance-off movies ...and it cannot be called Casablanca.
  2. Comedy remake: Kirsten Wigg as Ilsa, Jon Hamm as Rick and Seth Meyers as Laszlo ...and starring Robert Downey Jnr as Sam
    It'd be an Bachelorette reunion. Plus Seth's straight man would kill the Laszlo role. ✌🏼️
    Suggested by   @DawnCloud
  3. Star Wars remake: John Boyega is Rick, Oscar Isaac is Ilsa and Daisy Ridley is Lanzlo...featuring Harrison Ford as Sam.
    I don't feel like I need to explain this other Han Harrison would hate his role but do it anyway (like a grumpy old man). 🙌🏼
    Suggested by   @DawnCloud
  4. Downton Abbey Remake. Brendan Coyle aka Bates as Rick. Jessica Brown Findley aka Lady Sybil as Ilsa Jim Carter aka Mr. Carson as Lazlo Finally Dame Maggie Smith aka the Dowager Countess as Captain Renault.
    Suggested by   @jannychan
  5. Aussie edition: Chris Hemsworth as Rick, Liam Hemsworth as Victor, Cate Blanchette as Ilsa and Hugh Jackman as Captain Renault.
    The whole movie is set in Summer Bay with a definite beachy theme.
    Suggested by   @jpbateson
  6. Kardashian edition: Reggie Bush as Rick Blaine, Kim as Ilsa Lund, Kanye as Victor Lazlo, Lamar Odom as Sam, Taylor Swift as Major Strasser
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness