FIVE NON SEXUAL REASONS FOR A HARD-ON
Ok, born from a debate about hard nipples, I challenged my husband to name five non-sexual reasons for a dude getting a hard-on. Apparently not a great challenge! Though, I still dispute some of his answers. Feel free to add to the list..
- •1. Morning GloryTotal bollocks! This has to be a deep rooted last minute ditch effort to purge sexual energy! I ain't buying it!
- •2. Drivers DickI'm on the fence about this one! Hitting the old pleasure centers is essentially sexual. Nearly plausible.
- •3. Being super relaxedHe referenced the kind of relaxed you can be in a spa.. to which I asked where he was in placement to the jets or the hot chick. Total skeptic about this one.
- •4. Busting to go to the toiletApparently old mate can perk up to prevent accidents! I don't know if this is true or if he's bullshitting, but that would be fucking cool! This is like a superpower
- •...and he's fallen asleep before I could get the fifth!You see, I was a total skeptic and clearly wasn't paying attention when he first shared the list!