Hangs With My Bitmoji
You know, just a regular Sunday afternoon, studying and chillin' with my Bitmoji.
- •...'cause she's dope and I want to crawl into my phone and live her life.
- •and she's like, "oh well, tough shit, position is taken!"
- •And I'm like, "bitch, I give up!"
- •And she's like...with my laugh 'til you cry emoji! Bastards!!
- •Then she misses me.
- •And then she gets distracted...
- •Because she checked my purse and was like...
- •...and I'm too mean to tell her the purse is empty but the bank account's looking green. Shhh, don't tell her!
- •...and then I decide I need to get back to study!.. until the next (welcomed) distraction!