HOW TO: TIM TAM SLAM 🇦🇺
If Hugh Jackman has taught you anything, it's how to Tim Tam Slam.. and in case you missed that memo, here is your personal tutorial! Time to get up-close and personal!.. this gets indecent!
- •You'll need; a packet of Tim Tams, a beverage, preferably mates to slam with. The beverage is best served in a short glass/cup.I have it on good authority from my UK correspondent that you can Slam with Penguin biscuits/cookies. Thanks @DawnCloud 👊🏼
- •Bite each corner of your Tim Tam for optimal flow and biscuit saturation!Glossary: Australians call cookies biscuits and we don't have biscuits as you know them. We have scones which are similar to your biscuits!
- •This gets graphic!.. Suck the beverage through your Tim Tam 'straw' and slam that sucker back!This is in cold milk.. once you master cold milk, you may advance into a hot beverage!
- •Expert Slammer's; time for a hot beverage. Naturally, mine is coffee! Be sure to move quickly!!!
- •Otherwise, your Tim Tam will defy you!
- •Congratulations! You can now Tim Tam Slam.Tim Tams can be found at all quality American supermarkets! Be warned, they are inferior to the real Aussie Tim Tam.
- •I expect TTS tournaments at your next TLA meet ups!