because she probably wasn't expecting this list, but secretly hoped for it!
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    Happy Birthday, Fav!
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    By the way, this is your (frugal af) gift! I mean, I sent a card (late!), but that's it for now!
    I don't want to point out the stereotypical obvious here but I think my rating just went from ~0.9% to ~1.3%!
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    Plus, you're one of few that get my boob selfies, so consider that your year long gift! 😏
    They really are the gift that keeps on giving 😂🤔
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    Big love to you on your birthday, my gorgeous friend.
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