You Are Hooked On MasterChef...
I'm at fever-pitch about MasterChef (Aus) right now, so it's inevitable that I write a list about it. This one goes out to all you foodies out there..
- •You taste your (homemade) food and wonder if it's flavour-balanced.You are hooked on MasterChef
- •You quenelle the ice-cream you put in your affogatoYou are hooked on MasterChef
- •You see a tweet about who won a 'final week' challenge and have to hold yourself back from berating the tweeter.You are hooked on MasterChef.. and are on the west-coast.
- •You're out for dinner and you taste/inspect each element of the dish separately.You are hooked on MasterChef.. and freaking out your company!
- •To the question, "how far away is dinner?", you respond, "just plating up now".You are hooked on MasterChef
- •You put dinner together using those last few items before shop day and consider yourself the winner of the Mystery Box Challenge!You are hooked on MasterChef
- •You know the chorus of Katy Perry's Hot n' Cold (the theme song) by heart.You are hooked on MasterChef (Australia)!
- •You plate dinner with negative space and you're asked where the rest of the dinner is.You are hooked on MasterChef.. and now insulted by their insolence.