You Are Hooked On MasterChef...

I'm at fever-pitch about MasterChef (Aus) right now, so it's inevitable that I write a list about it. This one goes out to all you foodies out there..
  1. You taste your (homemade) food and wonder if it's flavour-balanced.
    You are hooked on MasterChef
  2. You quenelle the ice-cream you put in your affogato
    You are hooked on MasterChef
  3. You see a tweet about who won a 'final week' challenge and have to hold yourself back from berating the tweeter.
    You are hooked on MasterChef.. and are on the west-coast.
  4. You're out for dinner and you taste/inspect each element of the dish separately.
    You are hooked on MasterChef.. and freaking out your company!
  5. To the question, "how far away is dinner?", you respond, "just plating up now".
    You are hooked on MasterChef
  6. You put dinner together using those last few items before shop day and consider yourself the winner of the Mystery Box Challenge!
    You are hooked on MasterChef
  7. You know the chorus of Katy Perry's Hot n' Cold (the theme song) by heart.
    You are hooked on MasterChef (Australia)!
  8. You plate dinner with negative space and you're asked where the rest of the dinner is.
    You are hooked on MasterChef.. and now insulted by their insolence.