The Last Several Texts I Got From My Mom

I haven't responded to any of them yet.
  1. "Jessie what do you think of these crazy ass silver boots"
  2. "They are freaking crazy"
  3. "$31.50"
  4. "And surprisingly not uncomfortable"
  5. "Awesome if I want to get a job as a geriatric hooker"
  6. "Okay so they're ridiculous. Dad wanted me to get them so I did. LOL!!"