1. Remove makeup with coconut oil
    It does a better job than makeup remover, smells good, and doesn't dry out your skin.
  2. Break in mascara
    Mascara is too wet to work with when it's new. Unscrew the cap (leave the wand in) and leave it like that for a day or two to thicken it up. It'll shape your lashes way better, hold a curl, and won't smudge when you blink.
  3. Warm your foundation
    Using your ring and middle finger, massage foundation into the back of your hand to get it all nice and melty before you put it on. It'll go on more evenly.
  4. Dismiss traditional notions of what it means to be feminine
  5. Dismantle the patriarchy
  6. Stop caring