1. A longer Christmas break
  2. A slave (preferably an extremely short one so I can tower over them)
  3. A mermaid tail
  4. Equal length thumbs
  5. Lanyard that either says "Tahiti" or "🚫Tahiti"
  6. Some fortune cookies nabbed from the basket in PEI WEI
  7. Someone who can think of better gifts for my Christmas list