Reasons My Dog Can't Be a Model

  1. Disproportionate body parts
  2. Does not take the job seriously
  3. Doesn't know his angles
  4. Thinks he is better than everyone
  5. Does not dress appropriately for work
  6. Tells other models he will eat them alive
  7. Drinks on the job
  8. No sense of personal style
  9. Won't allow others to take the wheel
  10. This is his blue steel