PEOPLE YOU CAN'T TRUST

an ongoing list of people I will never truly believe.
  1. people who say "swell"
  2. people who hate nutella
  3. math teachers
  4. anybody on "how to get away with murder"
  5. shonda rhimes
    her television shows are so beautiful but you never know when she'll kill off your favourite character
  6. webMD
  7. new hairdressers that claim they "know what will look good on me"
  8. people who don't get ticklish
  9. people who claim they never study for tests they get perfect on