From an Android Loyalist
  1. I'm jealous Apple products get apps and features first.
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    (*cough* @bjnovak @dev When do we get GIFs?)
  2. We don't have as many cool emojiis
    🎠 no unicorns 😞
  3. We don't get the same respect.
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  4. And yet I'll still be an Android user for life.
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