Lyrics I misinterpreted or got completely wrong as a child

  1. Song: Hot in Herre- Nelly
    I literally thought people were taking their clothes off because it was hot.
  2. Song: I Go Blind- Hootie and the Blowfish
    I thought this song was about swinging at a playground.
  3. Song: Waterfalls- TLC
    I thought the lyrics were "Don't go Jason Waterfalls please stick to rivers and lakes that your uses to."
  4. Bonus Misinterpretation: I thought the words to the Pledge of Allegiance were "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for Richard's Stand..." I honestly thought we were pledging allegiance to the store on Sesame Street with was also wrong because it's called Hooper's Store.
    (Age I figured out I'd been saying it wrong: 12)