Nosey As Hell

  1. Tomorrow I'm to tell my entire extended family I have a boyfriend.
  2. I love my family but they're nosey as hell.
  3. I can just hear the questions.
  4. Where'd you meet?
  5. What does he do for a job?
  6. Where'd he go to school?
  7. Can we see a picture?
  8. Where does he live?
  9. Does he have any siblings?
  10. So many questions!!!
  11. Alcohol.